How to clean mousepads

• Step 1: use lint roller on it (skip if glass / glass coated)
  • Good for most high quality pads, may irreparably damage some cheap ones
    • Works:
      • ESP Tiger EBA
      • Padsmith Crucible
      • Padsmith First War
      • Dornfinger Cordura Speed
      • Artisan Raiden
      • Artisan Hien
      • Artisan Zero
      • Artisan Hayate Otsu
      • Lethal Gaming Gear Neptune
      • FreeFall SV Base Control+ v2
      • EndGameGear MPC450
    • Doesn’t work (dammages the surface):
      • Shidenkai (speculatively, too afraid to try)
      • Dornfinger Destroyer
      • Lamzu Energon
• Step 2: use a damp microfiber to wipe it down
• Step 3: let it air dry
• Step 4: Hack pharmasutical companies or bribe researches to get early access to the results of drug trials.
• Step 5: Invest accordingly
• Step 6: Buy Porsche
• Step 7: Repeat every 2 weeks (real part)